(Source: homestuckheadcanons)

theartofanimation:

Robert Shields

my-mochi:

ingoschoicecaboose:

reallycleansquids:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

notanaveragemuggle:

gagaxmothermonster:

lindsexlohan:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

HE’S A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

Only Duck-Billed Platyus lay eggs yo.

He’s comin’ for your children

look at that fucking swagger oh my god

heck yes platypus

(Source: hermajestyschimera)

(Source: watsonista)

brodinsons:

I’d like to take this opportunity to make this into a Thor appreciation post. Why? Because he deserves it.

He might not be the smartest of the gods, or the strongest. He might be a bit egotistical and quick-tempered. He might be idealistic to the point of being blind to others’ faults. But guess what? That doesn’t make him dim-witted or oafish or ignorant. It doesn’t make him a brute.

Thor is an incredibly capable warrior as well as a battlefield tactician. When he or his comrades are faced with a seemingly-invincible foe, he will often charge right into the heat of battle in order to surmount the obstacle in their path. He lives for the rush of a good fight. That’s who he is. God of thunder, lord of the savage lightning. Everything about him screams warrior and physical prowess.

And yet, in spite of all that, he is also an extraordinarily gentle creature. He loves his family (Loki included) above all else, and those he considers friends (the Warriors Three, Sif, the Avengers, etc.) are people he would willingly give his life to protect. When confronted with mortal opponents, he barely uses a fraction of his full strength because he doesn’t want to kill them. Despite his inherent nature as a warrior, violence for violence’s sake does not appeal to him. He’d rather solve something peacefully than with fisticuffs, unless there’s no feasible alternative.

As a whole, we’ve got an incredibly selfless and noble warrior who is more worthy to wield that hammer than anyone you will ever meet. No, he’s not perfect. He’s got his fair share of faults, but he doesn’t let those define him. He uses his strengths and makes the best of everything he has.

/done

(Source: ochwow)

tequila-se-lai:

sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

I DEMAND THOU TO PLACE THE LONG EARED MIDGARDIAN CREATURE INTO THE SMALL FORTRESS FROM WHICH THOU TOOK IT.

alexinthetardis:

(Source: loveatomb)

dragonsigma:

iamladyloki:

Always reblog Kid Loki being called an internet troll.

I think the first question is: who gave that kid a smartphone? And why is Thor time-travelling?

(Source: fycomicbookfriendships)

flusschen:

safety is awwesome